I’m dead inside.
But lately I’ve been feeling super fucking dead & gutted & shit-on inside…that is, until today!
National Lampoon nominated me for Most Offensive Female on Twitter! This really tickles me in the pee-spot because I’ve been on Twitter for way too long and in that time I’ve never been on a “Best of Twitter” list or anything egorgasmic like that.
I’ve stuck around Twitter because I’ve met some spectacular assholes on that godforsaken website and because I have awful things to say and no one else to say them to! And because I want to dip my lil nib into the stand-up comedy game (eventually). And because I (we) want to be loved.
If you’re still reading this, I love you and I would be honored to have your vote.