RONNIE'S PLAYHOUSE

People wanna know if Macho’s still in the ring 👑 People wanna know if Randy’s doin his thing 👑 Everybody’s talkin wanna know this and that 👑 So I’m a tell ya right now Randy Savage is back 😎

MY FUCKING MAGNIFICENT CATSCAPE BY @TJREAGAN http://tjraygun.tumblr.com

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I’LL NEVER WRITE ANYTHING AS GUT-WRENCHING, HEARTBREAKING, DEVASTATING & HONEST AS COOKIE MONSTER AND THE COOKIE TREE. IT’S BASICALLY A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, RUSSIAN DYSTOPIAN LITERATURE, EXISTENTIALIST PHILOSOPHY, THE WORKS OF MARQUIS DE SADE & REQUIEM FOR A DREAM ALL ROLLED INTO A 20 PAGE CHILDREN’S LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK.

I LOVE RELL (Taken with Instagram)

ORDO TEMPLI BUSCEMI (Taken with Instagram)

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Comedy and bowling with these ladies last night @ronniewk @paige_lonewolf @missmayn (Taken with instagram)

I AM A COMPLEX INDIVIDUAL. ALWAYS THINKING. ALWAYS FEELING. ALWAYS DRINKING.

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Barry from Storage Wars
You’re not man nor beast
You are shadows and light

Business Casual Attire

I’m dead inside.

But lately I’ve been feeling super fucking dead & gutted & shit-on inside…that is, until today!

National Lampoon nominated me for Most Offensive Female on Twitter! This really tickles me in the pee-spot because I’ve been on Twitter for way too long and in that time I’ve never been on a “Best of Twitter” list or anything egorgasmic like that.

I’ve stuck around Twitter because I’ve met some spectacular assholes on that godforsaken website and because I have awful things to say and no one else to say them to! And because I want to dip my lil nib into the stand-up comedy game (eventually). And because I (we) want to be loved.

If you’re still reading this, I love you and I would be honored to have your vote.

@ronniewk

http://nationallampoon.com/twitterawards

lunchyprices:

Kyle Kinane. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!